What a week of royal hokey-cokey and brouhaha that was.

Harry and Meghan have been acting like nursery school kids, throwing a hissy fit because they can’t get their own way.

But what is that way exactly?

Are they leaving the monarchy or ­staying? Half in, half out?

The selfish Sussexes thought they’d take the stuffy old monarchy by surprise and shake it all about until it suited them.

They are forcing Granny and Papa to bend and stretch the boundaries to ­accommodate their inflated egos.


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How can they seriously expect to keep their HRH titles and privileges yet lead independent lives?

To earn megabucks as the ultimate celebrity couple while taxpayers cover their security.

To ban newspapers from covering their work but employ their own photographers and reporters to paint them in a glowing light.

Charles needs to put the ­petulant prince and his whingeing wife on the naughty step until they calm down, realise they’re out of line and say sorry for spitting the dummy at the Queen.

Then tell them to grow up, get out and make their own way in the world. Although they’ll never have to EARN a living.

They can make millions selling granny – using the status the monarch bestowed on them as a commercial brand.


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Now we know they began plotting their shoddy enterprise a full ten months ago.

They crossed the Rubicon the moment they registered that rival royal website and began trademarking merchandise.

They stepped further away from The Firm by exploring brand endorsements and deals with the likes of Apple and Google.

And, if reports of another big bucks ­enterprise are true, then Harry and Meghan have surely made it impossible to remain in the Windsor fold.

They are said to have signed a deal with Disney – creators of fantasy princes and fairytale princesses.


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Well, if they ever held out hope of ­remaining senior royals then THAT would be the moment they let it go.

And I hope they are frozen out for good.

Because this selfish pair have defied and disrespected the 93-year-old Queen, who is still reeling from the Andrew-Epstein fallout and fretting over ailing Philip.

They have wounded a woman who has dedicated her life to public service and put duty above all else.

The hokey-cokey Sussexes clearly haven’t got a clue what THAT is all about.

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