Udderly disgusting! Projectile pooping dairy cow spatters unfortunate farmer with a face full of muck

  • Karter Kilburg was cleaning out a shed at his farm in Bellevue, when one of his cows began to poop
  • The young farmer uploaded a video of the amusing incident to Twitter, insisting he ‘didn’t even stand a chance’ as he stood directly in the line of fire
  • The cow can be seen lifting its tail behind Kilburg, before unleashing an airborne slurry of feces towards his face 

An Iowa farmer’s Monday morning started on a bad note last week when one of his dairy cows decided to shower him with a stinky, unwelcome surprise.

Karter Kilburg was cleaning out a shed at his farm in Bellevue on May 13, when one of his cows began to poop.

Unfortunately for Kilburg, he was standing directly in the line of fire.

The young farmer uploaded a video of the amusing incident to Twitter, insisting he ‘didn’t even stand a chance.’

Karter Kilburg was cleaning out a shed at his farm in Bellevue on May 13, when one of his cows began to poop 

The cow can be seen lifting its tail behind Kilburg, before unleashing an airborne slurry of feces from its rear-end

In the footage, the cow can be seen walking away from Kilburg as he moves to sweep up a vacant feeding station.

But in the first few waves of his broom, the cow can be seen lifting its tail behind him, before unleashing an airborne slurry of feces from its rear-end.

The brown splatter collides directly with Kilburg’s face, striking him in the eye, on the top of his cap and on his arm.

‘Typical Monday…’ the farmer mused in a tweet.

The brown splatter collides directly with Kilburg’s face, striking him in the eye, on the top of his cap and on his arm

In response to a question of whether his mouth was open during assault, Kilburg said it wasn’t

‘Typical Monday…’ the farmer mused in a tweet

Since viewed more than 250,000 times, Twitter users were quick to offer their sympathies and announce their amusement at Kilburg’s misfortunes.

But it seems every cloud has a silver lining, as in response to a question of whether his mouth was open during assault, Kilburg responded ‘Thank God it wasn’t.’

‘As you can see I waited for her so she could walk away and s*** somewhere else,’ Kilburg tweeted. ‘Turns out she had an agenda.’

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