A POO-dunnit has gripped an air base where a pooper has caused £3,500 of damage.

The hunt is on for the culprit who turned a common room into a right officers’ mess.

He fouled sofas, tables and the floor when he was caught short at RAF Brize Norton, Oxon. Carpets will need replacing and some furniture has had to be dumped.

One insider said: “It doesn’t get much lower than this and nobody can understand who would do such a thing. It is the talk of the base.”

The mess was discovered by military personnel and RAF Police are investigating.

They are hunting a male seen near the common room before the grim discovery.

He was wearing a T-shirt and light-coloured trousers.

The insider added: “It was pretty disgusting. Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves. It was a terrible job for the cleaners to tackle.

“Everyone wants to know who the mystery poo merchant is. They would have to have been very ill — or very drunk.”

In a letter seen by The Sun, the RAF Police appealed for “anyone who may be able to assist with our inquiries”.

A spokeswoman for RAF Brize Norton said last night: “As this is a live investigation we cannot comment any further on the matter.”

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