I’d love to say “Happy Friday!” to y’all, but how can I when Jason Derulo is still out here talking about his penis and Cats!?! It’s a cursed day, and since I had to hear about how his bulge and that movie somehow intersect, you do too.
So as it has been burned into our collective minds, Jason’s penis is the size of an “anaconda,” and his latest thirst trap made his endowment so prominent that Instagram took it down. (He has since meme’d himself and put a Subway footlong over his dick print, but it somehow just made everything worse???)
Anyway, I know Kim Kardashian thought she broke the internet all those years ago with that “Jungle Fever” magazine cover, but I will see that and raise her the incredibly polarizing reactions to Jason’s Instagram. Talking to Entertainment Tonight, Jason opened up about what was running through his mind when he started seeing all this free press roll in. He said, “I didn’t think it was gonna cause, like, this much thirst. Like, I mean, c’mon. When I was posting it in the morning, I was like, ‘Oh yeah, women might like this one,’ you know what I’m saying?” He continued, “Like, ‘Yeah, this is a good photo,’ but I wasn’t like, ‘Yo, this is about to be crazy’—post. Nah, not at all.”
And like a true media-trained expert, he seamlessly shifted the conversation from his penis to Cats. He said, “The polarizing response is what you want on anything, you know?…but I think it’s all positive in the end. I think Cats is probably the most talked-about film right now.”
Then he revealed what it was actually like on the Cats set, and it sounds way more concerning than you ever would’ve thought. He joked about the CGI suits they wore and said, “So, in the stomach area it was loose here and it was tight in other areas, but it’s just not flattering. But we were all naked. Balls everywhere. Balls and bulges everywhere.” Glad we can all share this visual now.
The movie doesn’t come out until December 20, but if you, for some reason, are searching for more Cats content to hold you over, consider this video:
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